Hahahahah. Just had to share.
1. The Initial Greet
You know, when you
drive up to her house in that ’87 Chevy Caprice, knock politely on the door, and tell her father you’ll be back by 9, no funny business meet her outside the restaurant that has food but is mostly for drinks, and aren’t sure who is supposed to initiate the hug. How long is the hug supposed to last? Is this even a situation for a hug?
2. The First Joke
The key, I think, is to make a joke that isn’t too funny (you don’t want to create an impossible expectation), but gets the job done and is decidedly in your voice.
I went on a date once (why I am qualified to write this article), and while we were walking to the restaurant, I abruptly stopped at a Subway and noted that…
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